Supposedly, one night I sat bolt upright in bed and started rubbing my ex's foot.
She woke up, and questioned me. I said, "Those with the biggest feet, get the most to eat", gave her a kiss on the forehead, and passed back out.
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3. The best ramblings will get featured on the blog.
How far did you have to sleepwalk to get your hands on your ex's foot?
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