My boyfriend and I were staying in Chicago in a hotel with some friends. As we were all laying there falling asleep, I nudged my boyfriend because he was snoring loudly. When I stopped nudging him, he grabbed my arm with a very firm grip, looked me straight in the eyes, and said in a stern and loud voice, "FRESHWATER FUCK!". He has absolutely no recollection of this whatsoever! He'll never live it down.