"Put the protective helmet on the snake, it's feeding time," said by my girlfriend at 2am.
All Time Favorite Sleep Rambling!
My husband and I have been married for 4 years now and he has always said the most random things, but one stands out the most. One night I was still up reading and he was asleep. All of a sudden he kind of sat up and asked me "Do you hear that?" I asked him what he was talking about and he said that he heard a strange noise. I asked him what it sounded like and he said "It sounded like a unicorn getting scooped out of a birthday cake.....??" I still wonder what that sounds like.
Okay, so this was when I was at my sister's apartment...I was sleeping on the couch when suddenly I raised up and whispered(My mother heard) "Put the Banana on hold...the Raspberries are talking to me again. Their saying...Bowchikawow...wheeeeee~" Then I plopped back down.
A couple hours later, I raised up again...this time my father heard me...and I screamed "THE BACON CHEESE CHEESE BACON IS BACON DA BOOBLE DEEEEEE! SAVE THE CHILDREN! WE NEED THE BLUE WHALE KITTEENS!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!" Then once again I plopped back down, then for some reason my father said a few minutes later after that...I kicked the covers off and started grumbling..."The Pizza just laughed at me..."
A couple hours later, I raised up again...this time my father heard me...and I screamed "THE BACON CHEESE CHEESE BACON IS BACON DA BOOBLE DEEEEEE! SAVE THE CHILDREN! WE NEED THE BLUE WHALE KITTEENS!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!" Then once again I plopped back down, then for some reason my father said a few minutes later after that...I kicked the covers off and started grumbling..."The Pizza just laughed at me..."
After visiting a pet store and seeing a $4000 dollar monkey in an adorable dress, I teased my husband that either we could buy the new car we really needed or that monkey. He was not amused but that night in his sleep he said, "Yes Cathy, you can buy the monkey." That was 20 years ago and we still laugh about it to this day!
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